{"id":1250,"date":"2013-07-22T08:15:15","date_gmt":"2013-07-22T12:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1250"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:46:19","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:46:19","slug":"felicity-relaxed-her-expanded-nostrils","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/felicity-relaxed-her-expanded-nostrils\/","title":{"rendered":"Felicity Relaxed Her Expanded Nostrils"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>nicknamed &#8220;the incubator&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li>I am Morris<\/li>\n<li>the last man on the list<\/li>\n<li>relaxed her expanded nostrils<\/li>\n<li>an insoluble cryptogram<\/li>\n<li>I shall wear my sash all the time<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">Felicity <em>relaxed her expanded nostrils<\/em> and called the name of <em>the last man on the list<\/em>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>He took the stage and said, &#8220;<em>I am Morris<\/em>, <em>nicknamed &#8216;The Incubator&#8217;<\/em> by my last girlfriend, who also said I was <em>an insoluble cryptogram<\/em> in bed. If I win the title of Mr Universe, <em>I shall wear my sash all the time<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Felicity felt her nostrils flaring anew as Morris The Incubator flexed his pecs rhythmically at her.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nicknamed &#8220;the incubator&#8221; I am Morris the last man on the list relaxed her expanded nostrils an insoluble cryptogram I shall wear my sash all the time Felicity relaxed her expanded nostrils and called the name of the last man on the list. He took the stage and said, &#8220;I am Morris, nicknamed &#8216;The Incubator&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[214],"class_list":["post-1250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-body-builder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1250"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2029,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions\/2029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}