{"id":1247,"date":"2013-07-17T08:37:10","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T12:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1247"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:46:28","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:46:28","slug":"dear-mum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/dear-mum\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Mum"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>woe to all unlabeled invaders!<\/span><\/li>\n<li>I have posed a little puzzle<\/li>\n<li>a momentary feeling of satisfaction<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll skip the boring details<\/li>\n<li>The thrill has remained dormant<\/li>\n<li>that is a weird notion<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">Dear Mum,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Stationed now in the produce department. <em>I&#8217;ll skip the boring details<\/em>. Central Command wants stickers on all the fresh fruit, and <em>woe to all unlabeled invaders!<\/em> So <em>I have posed a little puzzle<\/em> for the stockboys. But it only brought<em> a momentary feeling of satisfaction<\/em>, until the customers started throwing tomatoes. My manager expects morale to improve now that we&#8217;re using the new aprons. <em>The thrill has remained dormant<\/em>. Hoping for reassignment to frozen foods. Need to make contact with the turncoat liaison, and I&#8217;ve heard he&#8217;s a cool cat. Insurrection is predicted in the toothpaste aisle. <em>That is a weird notion<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>woe to all unlabeled invaders! I have posed a little puzzle a momentary feeling of satisfaction I&#8217;ll skip the boring details The thrill has remained dormant that is a weird notion Dear Mum, Stationed now in the produce department. I&#8217;ll skip the boring details. Central Command wants stickers on all the fresh fruit, and woe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[341,342,172],"class_list":["post-1247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-clothes","tag-food","tag-spy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1247"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2030,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions\/2030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}