{"id":1242,"date":"2013-07-15T08:23:07","date_gmt":"2013-07-15T12:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1242"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:46:37","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:46:37","slug":"devlin-is-such-a-scamp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/devlin-is-such-a-scamp\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Devlin is Such a Scamp!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>forcing them to drop their wood<\/span><\/li>\n<li>kissed each other good morning<\/li>\n<li>his manhood in public<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Stop him! Stop him!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>enormous flocks of ducks<\/li>\n<li>wolves, ibex, reindeer<\/li>\n<li>reacts in a unique egotistic manner<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">&#8220;Devlin is such a scamp!&#8221; exclaimed Minerva du Mauvais to Bogman Bill after they <em>kissed each other good morning<\/em>, chastely, as was their custom. &#8220;Whenever he accomplishes something grand he <em>reacts in a unique egotistic manner<\/em> by exposing <em>his manhood in public<\/em> while surrounded by <em>enormous flocks of ducks<\/em>, <em>wolves, ibex, reindeer<\/em>, and children. The first time he did this it was so amusing! He paraded past a group of villagers out collecting firewood for the coming winter, <em>forcing them to drop their wood<\/em> in astonishment at the size and beauty of his man-meat, and causing the\u00a0<\/span>faint-of-heart to cry, <em>&#8216;Stop him! Stop him!&#8217;<\/em>&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>She smiled indulgently at the memory.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>forcing them to drop their wood kissed each other good morning his manhood in public &#8220;Stop him! Stop him!&#8221; enormous flocks of ducks wolves, ibex, reindeer reacts in a unique egotistic manner &#8220;Devlin is such a scamp!&#8221; exclaimed Minerva du Mauvais to Bogman Bill after they kissed each other good morning, chastely, as was their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,212,339,46,54],"class_list":["post-1242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-apocrypha","tag-creature","tag-genitals","tag-kiss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1242"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2031,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions\/2031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}