{"id":1212,"date":"2013-07-01T08:12:44","date_gmt":"2013-07-01T12:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:47:16","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:47:16","slug":"fin-stared-at-the-stereotype-questionnaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/fin-stared-at-the-stereotype-questionnaire\/","title":{"rendered":"Fin Stared at the &#8220;Stereotype Questionnaire&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>crucifix<\/span><\/li>\n<li>stereotype questionnaire<\/li>\n<li>drugs<\/li>\n<li>pose<\/li>\n<li>independently<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">Fin stared at the &#8220;<em>stereotype questionnaire<\/em>.&#8221; Was it worth it to fill the whole damn thing out, all 6 pages, for $25? He sighed. He needed the money.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>#7 &#8220;What traits do you associate with women who use <em>drugs<\/em>? Check all that apply. Please work <em>independently<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fuck it.<\/p>\n<p>Being careful to stay within the ovals, Fin filled out his answer sheet so that the colored dots formed a rudimentary <em>crucifix<\/em>, with Jesus in a less-than-dignified <em>pose<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>He spent the next half hour napping, then handed in his papers and collected his cash.<\/p>\n<p>Next stop: liquor store.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>crucifix stereotype questionnaire drugs pose independently Fin stared at the &#8220;stereotype questionnaire.&#8221; Was it worth it to fill the whole damn thing out, all 6 pages, for $25? He sighed. He needed the money. #7 &#8220;What traits do you associate with women who use drugs? Check all that apply. Please work independently.&#8221; Fuck it. Being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[212,201,309],"class_list":["post-1212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-apocrypha","tag-money","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1212"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2035,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions\/2035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}