{"id":1208,"date":"2013-06-24T08:12:39","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T12:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:47:34","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:47:34","slug":"it-wasnt-long-before-bernard-fell-under-suspicion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/it-wasnt-long-before-bernard-fell-under-suspicion\/","title":{"rendered":"It Wasn&#8217;t Long Before Bernard Fell Under Suspicion"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>mass<\/span><\/li>\n<li>punishments<\/li>\n<li>suspicion<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">It wasn&#8217;t long before Bernard fell under <em>suspicion<\/em>. He attended <em>mass<\/em> with Father Mulcahey on the Sunday in question. He had a criminal past. His boots were found in the garbage can, caked with mud.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Bernard maintained his innocence, claiming the Father was just a good friend from way back. And as for his record, well he&#8217;d taken his <em>punishments<\/em>, paid his fees!<\/p>\n<p>He couldn&#8217;t explain the boots though, and was quickly lynched by the angry mob.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mass punishments suspicion It wasn&#8217;t long before Bernard fell under suspicion. He attended mass with Father Mulcahey on the Sunday in question. He had a criminal past. His boots were found in the garbage can, caked with mud. Bernard maintained his innocence, claiming the Father was just a good friend from way back. And as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[341,332,309,40],"class_list":["post-1208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-clothes","tag-crime","tag-religion","tag-shoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2037,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions\/2037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}