{"id":12,"date":"2012-06-09T23:53:02","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T03:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=12"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:51:36","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:51:36","slug":"the-adult-conspiracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-adult-conspiracy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Adult Conspiracy"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>a ninety percent chance of success!<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/><\/li>\n<li>a large raindrop, then another<\/li>\n<li>to cook in spite of her protests<\/li>\n<li>when I emerged from customs<\/li>\n<li>adult conspiracy to spoil Beatrice<\/li>\n<li>drawing back from his kisses<\/li>\n<li>with its own gin palace<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The <em>adult conspiracy to spoil Beatrice<\/em>&#8216;s appetite stood <em>a ninety percent chance of success!<\/em> They continued <em>to cook in spite of her protests<\/em> that she wanted to save room for dinner, like her momma said she should, and soon tears fell from her eyes like <em>a large raindrop, then another<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I knew <em>when I emerged from customs<\/em> that this was an unusual country &#8211; <em>with its own gin palace<\/em> at the airport and everything. Beatrice&#8217;s mother could be seen there, through the window, flirting shamelessly with a man who was not her husband, but <em>drawing back from his kisses<\/em> just in time. Did she know what the customs officials were trying to do, right then, to her darling daughter&#8217;s diet?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a ninety percent chance of success! a large raindrop, then another to cook in spite of her protests when I emerged from customs adult conspiracy to spoil Beatrice drawing back from his kisses with its own gin palace The adult conspiracy to spoil Beatrice&#8216;s appetite stood a ninety percent chance of success! They continued to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[330,18,342,331,71],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-alcohol","tag-customs-officials","tag-food","tag-parent","tag-spouse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2050,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/2050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}