{"id":1139,"date":"2013-05-15T08:07:27","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T12:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1139"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:50:58","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:50:58","slug":"burton-frowned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/burton-frowned\/","title":{"rendered":"Burton Frowned"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" alt=\"k-avatar\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>you know that&#8217;s not allowed<\/span><\/li>\n<li>pretty sure<\/li>\n<li>pommel<\/li>\n<li>ignorant<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"line-height: 24px;\">Burton frowned at the model landscape, then frowned at Spinrod across the table.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey. There&#8217;s a cow on the roof. <em>You know that&#8217;s not allowed<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you sure?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Pretty sure<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Spinrod frowned now. &#8220;Do you think anyone else will notice?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Burton nodded solemnly.<\/p>\n<p>Spinrod tapped his temple. &#8220;What if it wears a saddle. We could use the <em>pommel<\/em> exemption.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Burton sighed. &#8220;That&#8217;s only for aquatic installations. How can you be so <em>ignorant<\/em>?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you know that&#8217;s not allowed pretty sure pommel ignorant Burton frowned at the model landscape, then frowned at Spinrod across the table. &#8220;Hey. There&#8217;s a cow on the roof. You know that&#8217;s not allowed.&#8221; &#8220;Are you sure?&#8221; &#8220;Pretty sure.&#8221; Spinrod frowned now. &#8220;Do you think anyone else will notice?&#8221; Burton nodded solemnly. Spinrod tapped his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,189],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-cow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2048,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions\/2048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}