{"id":1031,"date":"2013-04-22T08:06:13","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T12:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2013-12-31T23:22:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T04:22:00","slug":"francines-toes-hurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/francines-toes-hurt\/","title":{"rendered":"Francine&#8217;s Toes Hurt"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Character \u2013 South American cannibal<\/li>\n<li>Setting \u2013 submarine<\/li>\n<li>Object \u2013 lucky rabbit&#8217;s foot<\/li>\n<li>Situation \u2013 new shoes today<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Francine&#8217;s toes hurt. The new &#8220;sensible&#8221; shoes were worse than her old heels.<\/p>\n<p>Stopping her pacing, Francine leaned against the wall of the submarine passageway and felt the faint vibration. They would be in Caracas soon.<\/p>\n<p>Francine rubbed her lucky rabbit&#8217;s foot and thought about what it would be like to be reunited with Stanley after all this time.<\/p>\n<p>The mix-up, last time, had been unbelievable but understandable. Stanley and Ngegue looked exactly the same. Still it was embarrassing to explain to both the Bridge Club and Stanley&#8217;s mother that she had mistaken a South American cannibal for her own husband.<\/p>\n<p>No matter. Everything was about to be put right. Ngegue would go back to his tribe, Stanley and Francine would return to the State Department.<\/p>\n<p>Francine wondered, though, whether Stanley would ever live up to Ngegue&#8217;s performance in the sack.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"About 4 Elements Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/about-4-elements-prompts\/\">about 4 elements writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Writing Prompt Generator\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/writing-prompt-generator\/\">handy dandy writing prompt generator<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Character \u2013 South American cannibal Setting \u2013 submarine Object \u2013 lucky rabbit&#8217;s foot Situation \u2013 new shoes today Francine&#8217;s toes hurt. The new &#8220;sensible&#8221; shoes were worse than her old heels. Stopping her pacing, Francine leaned against the wall of the submarine passageway and felt the faint vibration. They would be in Caracas soon. Francine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318,4],"tags":[176,341,347,40,172],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-four-elements-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-cannibal","tag-clothes","tag-romance","tag-shoes","tag-spy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1734,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions\/1734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}