{"id":10237,"date":"2024-08-05T08:46:42","date_gmt":"2024-08-05T12:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=10237"},"modified":"2024-08-04T14:15:12","modified_gmt":"2024-08-04T18:15:12","slug":"i-had-never-met-these-salamanders-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-had-never-met-these-salamanders-before\/","title":{"rendered":"I Had Never Met These Salamanders Before"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>and then the palm of his hand<\/li>\n<li>burbling stereophonic sound<\/li>\n<li>armed with an avocado<\/li>\n<li>They hiss.<\/li>\n<li>matrimonial energy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 923 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I had never met these salamanders before, but the two of them gave off a strong <em>matrimonial energy<\/em>. Do salamanders marry? <em>They hiss.<\/em> They eat worms that have been w<em>armed with an avocado<\/em> dressing. They make a mysterious <em>burbling stereophonic sound<\/em> when they are plotting against me. But do they enter into binding legal contracts as couples? For the life of me I couldn&#8217;t remember.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rub the pill on his fingertip <em>and then the palm of his hand<\/em>,&#8221; the husband-salamander said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It needs to go in his mouth,&#8221; his amphibious wife replied exasperatedly. She sounded a lot like my own wife.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and then the palm of his hand burbling stereophonic sound armed with an avocado They hiss. matrimonial energy Tune in next time part 923 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I had never met these salamanders before, but the two of them gave off a strong matrimonial energy. Do salamanders marry? They hiss. They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,91,305,403],"class_list":["post-10237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-bonus-points","tag-robot","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10237"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10290,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10237\/revisions\/10290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}