{"id":10235,"date":"2024-07-22T08:36:40","date_gmt":"2024-07-22T12:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=10235"},"modified":"2024-07-22T15:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-07-22T19:03:32","slug":"on-a-hook-beside-the-anchor-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/on-a-hook-beside-the-anchor-toilet\/","title":{"rendered":"On a Hook Beside the Anchor Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>clearly did not have arms<\/li>\n<li>Mother was worried<\/li>\n<li>cash to pay someone else to do so<\/li>\n<li>unnecessarily clandestine<\/li>\n<li>in stunning unitards<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 921 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On a hook beside the anchor toilet hung a garment made of terrycloth. It resembled a robe, but <em>clearly did not have arms<\/em>, making it more of a robe\/vest hybrid. When I entered the Academy, <em>Mother was worried<\/em> that I might go into fashion design instead of spycraft. She&#8217;d bribed me to enter the family business. I had brilliant fashion ideas, and if I wasn&#8217;t permitted to see them through, at least her bribes provided me enough <em>cash to pay someone else to do so<\/em> in my place, to bring my visions to life. This luxurious vest-robe, called a vrobe in my <em>unnecessarily clandestine<\/em> sketchbook, was the first of my designs I had seen in person. Unless you count all the acrobats <em>in stunning unitards<\/em> of my devising that populate the circuses of the world. Which you should. But the vrobe I now held in my hands was even more magnificent. A tear trickled down my cheek as I realized that the man lurking behind the seaweed must be my sartorial partner. If only I could remember his name.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>clearly did not have arms Mother was worried cash to pay someone else to do so unnecessarily clandestine in stunning unitards Tune in next time part 921 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments On a hook beside the anchor toilet hung a garment made of terrycloth. It resembled a robe, but clearly did not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,172,403],"class_list":["post-10235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-spy","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10235"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10253,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10235\/revisions\/10253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}