{"id":10233,"date":"2024-07-15T08:51:39","date_gmt":"2024-07-15T12:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=10233"},"modified":"2024-07-19T15:52:23","modified_gmt":"2024-07-19T19:52:23","slug":"curse-these-nanobots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/curse-these-nanobots\/","title":{"rendered":"Curse These Nanobots!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>discovered I was married to a different person<\/li>\n<li>taste like \u201cnature\u2019s candy\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Because I am my own worst enemy.<\/li>\n<li>make the \u201cmagic\u201d happen?<\/li>\n<li>penmanship skills<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 919 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Curse these nanobots! I had to get rid of them before I lost any more memories, or <em>discovered I was married to a different person<\/em> in addition to the several I was already married to. Bjorn, or whoever it was behind the shower curtain, chuckled. &#8220;Anyone ever tell you that confusion looks good on you? It makes you look like you <em>taste like &#8220;nature&#8217;s candy&#8221;<\/em>, if you know what I mean.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tell me what you mean,&#8221; I said. <em>Because I am my own worst enemy.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why don&#8217;t you join me in the shower and we&#8217;ll <em>make the &#8220;magic&#8221; happen?<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This dude spoke with so many air-quotes, he must be a native Colloquillian. I decided two could play at that game. &#8220;Will you show me your &#8220;<em>penmanship skills<\/em>?&#8221; I purred.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them &#8220;in order&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>discovered I was married to a different person taste like \u201cnature\u2019s candy\u201d Because I am my own worst enemy. make the \u201cmagic\u201d happen? penmanship skills Tune in next time part 919 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Curse these nanobots! I had to get rid of them before I lost any more memories, or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-10233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10247,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10233\/revisions\/10247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}