{"id":10225,"date":"2024-07-08T08:59:27","date_gmt":"2024-07-08T12:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=10225"},"modified":"2024-07-08T16:44:29","modified_gmt":"2024-07-08T20:44:29","slug":"the-stairs-continued-up-for-several-more-flights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-stairs-continued-up-for-several-more-flights\/","title":{"rendered":"The Stairs Continued Up For Several More Flights"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>\u201cWhat color are your panties?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>pop his gum annoyingly<\/li>\n<li>No, I still hate him.<\/li>\n<li>important landmark<\/li>\n<li>in a bathroom with an anchor<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 917 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The stairs continued up for several more flights, until I was sure I must be nearing the summit of the summit facility. Unbidden, my hand turned the knob on the only door and I found myself <em>in a bathroom with an anchor<\/em>-shaped toilet and a porthole-shaped mirror. The Nautical Restroom is an <em>important landmark<\/em> in any Colloquillian public building. This one being full of salamanders meant it was consecrated, and I shouldn&#8217;t enter.<\/p>\n<p>But enter I did, compelled by the nanobots coursing through my system. I tangoed over to the very complicated toilet and relieved myself. You might think that I would be grateful to my puppeteer for allowing me to empty my bladder, and providing the knowledge on the workings of such obscure plumbing. <em>No, I still hate him.<\/em> I imagine he&#8217;s the kind of guy to <em>pop his gum annoyingly<\/em> while you&#8217;re trying to read, the kind of guy who asks perfect strangers, <em>&#8220;What color are your panties?&#8221;<\/em> and acts offended when they act offended. I didn&#8217;t want someone like that handling my junk, even if they were using me as a proxy.<\/p>\n<p>I washed my hands in the clamshell sink.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;At last, we meet again,&#8221; came a voice from behind the seaweed shower curtain.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhat color are your panties?\u201d pop his gum annoyingly No, I still hate him. important landmark in a bathroom with an anchor Tune in next time part 917 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments The stairs continued up for several more flights, until I was sure I must be nearing the summit of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,305,403],"class_list":["post-10225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-robot","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10225"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10228,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10225\/revisions\/10228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}