{"id":10106,"date":"2024-05-13T08:45:43","date_gmt":"2024-05-13T12:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=10106"},"modified":"2024-05-14T15:13:58","modified_gmt":"2024-05-14T19:13:58","slug":"fleur-elbowed-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/fleur-elbowed-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Fleur Elbowed Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the funniest women alive<\/li>\n<li>for ever suggesting such a ridiculous trip<\/li>\n<li>highly absorbent pants<\/li>\n<li>not enough room for a person underneath<\/li>\n<li>built like a municipal building<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 901 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fleur elbowed me in the ribs and I blurted out an introduction. &#8220;Ambassador, I&#8217;d like you to meet one of <em>the funniest women alive<\/em>: Warlord-Apparent Fleur of Contraria.&#8221; Normally I would not describe my wife as funny, except <em>for ever suggesting such a ridiculous trip<\/em> with no preparation, but this was Colloquillia, and it was as traditional as the ambassador&#8217;s <em>highly absorbent pants<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Fleur nodded once in acknowledgement, and the ambassador curtsied so low there was <em>not enough room for a person underneath<\/em> his outsplayed elbows. &#8220;I enjoy,&#8221; Fleur said, &#8220;how this summit facility is <em>built like a municipal building<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh dear. Her Colloquillian was very rusty. I hoped she hadn&#8217;t just created an international incident with her silly faux pas.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the funniest women alive for ever suggesting such a ridiculous trip highly absorbent pants not enough room for a person underneath built like a municipal building Tune in next time part 901 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Fleur elbowed me in the ribs and I blurted out an introduction. &#8220;Ambassador, I&#8217;d like you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[390,91,341,403],"class_list":["post-10106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-ambassador","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10106"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10109,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10106\/revisions\/10109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}