{"id":10076,"date":"2024-04-29T08:54:57","date_gmt":"2024-04-29T12:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=10076"},"modified":"2024-04-30T14:30:53","modified_gmt":"2024-04-30T18:30:53","slug":"i-saluted-my-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-saluted-my-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"I Saluted My Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>hunger for learning<\/li>\n<li>I kept a toothbrush there<\/li>\n<li>in unison for four minutes<\/li>\n<li>only kissed and snuggled<\/li>\n<li>the chaotic shitshow that is my<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 897 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I saluted my wife in the customary yet complicated fashion called for in these circumstances. Thanks to my lifelong <em>hunger for learning<\/em>, I had memorized nearly half of the guidebooks in the Pittsburghistan Royal Library of Contrarian Customs and Diplomacy. The place was like a second home to me. <em>I kept a toothbrush there<\/em>, and a sleeping bag. All that research paid off now as I raised and lowered my eyebrows <em>in unison for four minutes<\/em> while holding my thumbs to my cheekbones and flexing and contorting alternating fingers. And I did it all flawlessly. Fleur was so impressed that I thought she might spare me the translation gig and take me to bed, but she <em>only kissed and snuggled<\/em> my elbow briefly before ushering me to the door and out into <em>the chaotic shitshow that is my<\/em> life story.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hunger for learning I kept a toothbrush there in unison for four minutes only kissed and snuggled the chaotic shitshow that is my Tune in next time part 897 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I saluted my wife in the customary yet complicated fashion called for in these circumstances. Thanks to my lifelong [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403,551,486],"class_list":["post-10076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-wife","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10076"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10079,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10076\/revisions\/10079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}