{"id":10032,"date":"2024-04-08T08:53:02","date_gmt":"2024-04-08T12:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=10032"},"modified":"2024-04-07T17:15:14","modified_gmt":"2024-04-07T21:15:14","slug":"of-course-theyre-super-flattering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/of-course-theyre-super-flattering\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Of Course They&#8217;re Super Flattering!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>feel like an enchanted goddess with a delicious secret<\/li>\n<li>glittery bedazzled applique shirts<\/li>\n<li>You are your mother\u2019s daughter.<\/li>\n<li>tenderly kissing her father-in-law<\/li>\n<li>bizarre and frequent tradition<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 891 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course they&#8217;re super flattering!&#8221; I said of my pleated pants. &#8220;They make me <em>feel like an enchanted goddess with a delicious secret<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fleur&#8217;s eyebrow could not go any higher.<\/p>\n<p>I drunkenly went on. &#8220;The only thing more flattering, in fact, is my collection of <em>glittery bedazzled applique shirts<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My wife sighed. &#8220;<em>You are your mother&#8217;s daughter.<\/em> I&#8217;ve never known a president to wear more rhinestones. Hell, I&#8217;ve never known a country singer to wear more.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The bubbles popping in my brain made me reckless. &#8220;How rude! Are you the kind of girl to be <em>tenderly kissing her father-in-law<\/em> with that mouth? I know your country has a lot of <em>bizarre and frequent tradition<\/em>s, but c&#8217;mon!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just how drunk are you?&#8221; Fleur huffed. &#8220;Wear the damn pants if you want to. We&#8217;ll see how impressed Yolanda and the others are.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>feel like an enchanted goddess with a delicious secret glittery bedazzled applique shirts You are your mother\u2019s daughter. tenderly kissing her father-in-law bizarre and frequent tradition Tune in next time part 891 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Of course they&#8217;re super flattering!&#8221; I said of my pleated pants. &#8220;They make me feel like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,403,551,486],"class_list":["post-10032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-wife","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10032"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10036,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10032\/revisions\/10036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}