“You Really Should Make An Effort”
be sensitive to electrical fields- umbilical cord. It included
- brought them succulent branches
- once was plowed
- I predict a lot of insomnia
“You really should make an effort to be sensitive to electrical fields,” my mother once said. “Their feelings are easily hurt.” So I made every effort when a couple of them moved in next door. I did some research into their customs and then prepared a gift basket tied up with a ribbon the exact color of an umbilical cord. It included many homemade goodies. The next day I brought them succulent branches of coca leaves from the field near our street that once was plowed, but has now been taken over by a drug cartel. I predict a lot of insomnia if they eat the leaves.
bonus points for using them in order!