Three Years Ago
embraced this tree and wept- screwing around with the girls
- make rocks fry eggs
- Larry “The Boot”
- before the sound left my tongue
- possibly due to the polka-dot bow tie
Three years ago I ran into this forest, embraced this tree, and wept. Three years ago I caught my boyfriend Larry screwing around with the girls from the nearby private academy. Three years ago I got so mad that the power of my fury was great enough to make rocks fry eggs in a 2 meter diameter circle around me, but when I opened my mouth to give Larry “The Boot,” as they say, something froze me before the sound left my tongue. I have spent the past three years trying to figure out why I couldn’t tell Larry off, and I have concluded that it was possibly due to the polka-dot bow tie he was wearing.
bonus points for using them in order!