I Think Our Troublesome Renegade
the priest tucked her in- profusely awkward
- our troublesome renegade
- display her milk-heavy udders
- you did it up brown!
- they are also cannibals
“I think our troublesome renegade will like this room. It should make her feel at home.”
Sheila followed Stefan into the upstairs bedroom, eager to see the redecorating. “You did it up brown!” she squealed, knowing instantly that Tarantella would indeed like it. And without any curtains, it would be profusely awkward for the horny savage to display her milk-heavy udders to Father Shultz at naptime when the priest tucked her in.
“Oh, it’s perfect,” she murmured. “Stefan, you know so much about poor ‘Tella’s people, and their preference for earthtones. They are religiously attached to somber colors.”
“They are also cannibals, so tell Shultzy to be careful.”