Hieronymus Warhol Wandered the Arid Australian Outback
only this wasn’t a dolphin or a lion- a certain rock
- It’s the fever
- the sparkling synapses
- tiny bubbles from his angelic lips
Hieronymus Warhol wandered the arid Australian outback in search of his spirit guide for three days before discovering a certain rock that spoke to him. By that time Hieronymus was naked, hungry, sunburnt, and severely dehydrated. The sparkling synapses in his overtaxed mind misfired repeatedly as the rock, the beautiful gray rock, told him where to find his spirit guide.
Hieronymus had been expecting a grand and noble creature to guide him on his quest, only this wasn’t a dolphin or a lion. It was Donald Trump.
It’s the fever, Hieronymus thought as he gazed upon Donald Trump spewing tiny bubbles from his angelic lips.
Oh, Hero, it is good to see you once more upon your wayward journey.
I wonder what the rock was shaped like…