He’s the Kind of Guy Who Keeps a List of Judicial Candidates
has her gargle with salt water- a jar of warm sputum
- judicial candidates with humorous names
- and then he’d wave
- the Swiss bank account of a total stranger
He’s the kind of guy who keeps a list of judicial candidates with humorous names to choose his aliases from. The kind of guy who takes his date to an orgy, but then has her gargle with salt water before he’ll kiss her afterwards. He probably collects it so that he has a jar of warm sputum to remember her by. And then he’d wave and send her off into the night on her own so that he could sit at his computer and try to hack his way into the Swiss bank account of a total stranger. In other words, he’s just like all the rest. OKCupid sucks.
Hahahaha! And this, my friends, is why one should always beware of online dating sites…
I’m so glad I’ve been married forever and don’t have to deal with any of that shit. It doesn’t stop google from throwing ads for all the dating sites at me, though.