“Can I Help You?”
Character – not-so-handy man- Setting – the lost and found
- Object – entrails
- Situation – missing spectacles
“Can I help you?”
Jerry squinted at the woman behind the counter. “I lost my glasses.”
She just stood there. Jerry squinted again. She looked horrified.
“Look lady, I’m in a bit of a hurry. I was trying to build my kids a tree-house, but without my glasses something went wrong with the circular saw.” Jerry shifted his grip on his gaping gut and shoved a loop of intestines back inside. “I tried to close it up with a staple gun, but I don’t think it’s gonna hold. I need to get to the doctor. Do you have my glasses or not?”
The woman fainted. Great.