As Soon As We Pulled Out
or “skin” in this case- to watch your ex-husband get caught masturbating on television
- that charming smile people had come to expect
- with several keys dangling from it
- some accident might befall the pumping apparatus
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As soon as we pulled out of the station, I leaned forward to begin interrogating the red-and-tinsel clad woman. But she interrupted me before I could even begin.
“There are hidden cameras everywhere, you know. Nothing is secret anymore, nothing is private. Just after my divorce, Maurice learned that the hard way. He’d taken up with an inflatable girl the moment I threw him out of the house, a saucy minx named Astrid who liked to show a lot of skin, or ‘skin’ in this case. The broadcast ministry claim it was purely random coincidence when Maurice’s turn came up, but, well, to watch your ex-husband get caught masturbating on television, to see him wear that charming smile people had come to expect, but with several keys dangling from it for fetishistic reasons that would take far too long to explain, knowing that Contrarian agents played some role in it all, I tell you, it’s enough to make one hope some accident might befall the pumping apparatus in their capital.”
“Lady, you got me all wrong,” I said.
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