Arnold Gazed in Dismay
the vulgar world of newspaperdom- did not suggest a tightly packed foundation
- my island, my mountain, my land
- whatever portion of the anatomy
- it’ll swallow the house
- roller coasters, whorehouses
- “Oho. Deranged am I?
- don’t like being put in such a position
Arnold gazed in dismay at the stripper. Whatever portion of the anatomy she chose to display, it did not suggest a tightly packed foundation.
“Her ass is so big it’ll swallow the house,” he complained to his pal Ricky.
“I like it,” Ricky replied.
“You’re deranged.”
“Oho. Deranged am I? Well at least I’ll get laid tonight. Nothing pleases you, Arnold. Not roller coasters, whorehouses, or foot massages. This is my island, my mountain, my land, and you’re making me feel like an inadequate host. I don’t like being put in such a position and so I shall banish you back to the vulgar world of newspaperdom from whence you came!”
“Whence?” complained Arnold. “Who uses that word anymore?”